This is either a field of grass or a close-up of a muppet.

This is either a field of grass or a close-up of a muppet.

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thefrogman:



Okay, so the guy dives through the police van. He dives through the van going forward. He makes the guy below him eat dirt in front of the van. 
Did the van manage to stop on a dime, or are the hero and his victim about to get run over?

thefrogman:

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Okay, so the guy dives through the police van. He dives through the van going forward. He makes the guy below him eat dirt in front of the van. 

Did the van manage to stop on a dime, or are the hero and his victim about to get run over?

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blondenorwegian:
As the ancient Hawaiians used to say, “Are we there yet? I’m tired of eating fish. Are we even going in the right direction? What do you mean you don’t know? You promised me we’d find some kind of land! I didn’t agree to leave the land of our ancestors and our gods just so we could float forever in these stupid leaky boats! You’d better find us some land quick or I’ll…um…”

blondenorwegian:

As the ancient Hawaiians used to say, “Are we there yet? I’m tired of eating fish. Are we even going in the right direction? What do you mean you don’t know? You promised me we’d find some kind of land! I didn’t agree to leave the land of our ancestors and our gods just so we could float forever in these stupid leaky boats! You’d better find us some land quick or I’ll…um…”

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burdened-with-awkward-purpose:

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can’t allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE’RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE’S MOVIE AND THERE AIN’T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two ‘people of color’ to our lineup…maybe…
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT’S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman’s vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can’t mention any superhero titles in our movies, that’s ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I’m sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn’t-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

I used to like DC

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pax-arabica said: Heya, I'd just like to point out that the modern inhabitants were arabized and came to identify as Arabs over time. We are still the same indigenous population. (of course newcomers came, but the majority) When they tried to use DNA tests to prove we don't belong, it backfired massively. It's why you never hear them trying it anymore.

Duly noted.

Anonymous said: Gaza was donated to the Palestinians in 2005, families and families of Jewish Israelis were moved out and relocated for palestinians. Gaza is larger than the vegas strip, manhattan, the City of London borough and other highly successful and economicly developed areas. Instead on using hard work and discipline to build something similar for the Arabs of the middle east, Hamas, an internationally recognised and self admitted terrorist organisation, used the Gaza strip to hide missiles under hotels

pax-arabica:

The amount of mental gymnastics and cognitive dissonance needed to make this post happen is actually quite amazing. There are people that actually believe this.

You do realize that the Gaza strip..is..Palestinian land…right? You do realize it wasn’t “donated”, it’s not a gift, it’s always been ours? You do realize that those settlers, SETTLERS, were there on Palestinian land against international law?

I can’t even be angry at this post. I am honestly baffled how a victim complex can develop to this point. You’re acting as if the settlers are the original inhabitants and the Palestinians are the foreign immigrants to the land that displaced them. Do you realize that for those settlers to have their settlements in the Gaza strip in the first place..they kinda..had to remove the Palestinians there, right?

Do you realize that Gaza still fits international law’s definition of a military occupation? Israelis didn’t leave Gaza alone, all control of Gaza is still maintained by the Israeli army. Borders, airspace, supplies, everything.

Then, you turn around and compare an occupied strip of land, that will not be fit for human life by 2020, a strip with the worlds highest population density, with two of the wealthiest most powerful nations in the world?

I’m sure you know that most Gazans are refugees in origin? They didn’t “donate” their lands to the Israelis, though. But hey, since when did that stop colonial invaders.

I’ve always known pro Israelis are deluded and ahistorical, but this post takes the cake. There is some seriously next level Orwellian propaganda at work here.

Gaza was “donated” to Palestinians, Palestinians displaced Israelis, Israel is the eternal victim, war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength.

Gaza is, in fact, the ancient land of the Philistines, for whom Palestine is named. (The Hebrew term for them is “Pelestim”.) The modern inhabitants are Arabs, but are known specifically as Palestinians because they’ve been in Palestine/Israel/The Levant for so long.

Come to think of it…it’s strange how closely the current situation in the Levant resembles the situation 2800 years ago. You have a bunch of jewish people in Israel, a bunch of Palestinians in a narrow coastal strip, and a bunch of Palestinians across the Jordan river. Then and now, the people of the coastal strip are hated by the Israelis, and are in constant war with them. Across the Jordan river, the semitic peoples are subjugated by the strong military rule of Israel.

Although this time it’s less “subjugated” and more “crushed under heel.”

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…

idislikecispeople:

My name is Adele or Kat, the latter is more of a nickname. I’m a 21 year old trans girl who is also a type 1 diabetic with no insurance. I’m in the making of a post about needing help affording my insulin and other medication, but I’m waiting to post it until I have my PayPal connected to my new bank account. Basically, insulin is really expensive when you don’t have insurance, a single vial is over $400 and I obviously won’t be able to afford it when my current amount runs out, I’m currently selling stuff on the side to help alleviate this stress, but in the mean time if you could buy an Amazon gift card and enter my email address togekisses@gmail.com into it, then that would definitely allow me to save up money as well, even if it’s only $1, that’s one less dollar I have to spend out of pocket for water, non-perishable food, toothepaste, bathing needs, etc. and I would very much appreciate it and I will try my hardest to email you a personal thank you for helping me out.
If you can’t donate, then please reblog for a signal boost!

idislikecispeople:

My name is Adele or Kat, the latter is more of a nickname. I’m a 21 year old trans girl who is also a type 1 diabetic with no insurance. I’m in the making of a post about needing help affording my insulin and other medication, but I’m waiting to post it until I have my PayPal connected to my new bank account. Basically, insulin is really expensive when you don’t have insurance, a single vial is over $400 and I obviously won’t be able to afford it when my current amount runs out, I’m currently selling stuff on the side to help alleviate this stress, but in the mean time if you could buy an Amazon gift card and enter my email address togekisses@gmail.com into it, then that would definitely allow me to save up money as well, even if it’s only $1, that’s one less dollar I have to spend out of pocket for water, non-perishable food, toothepaste, bathing needs, etc. and I would very much appreciate it and I will try my hardest to email you a personal thank you for helping me out.

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thesassycat:

Went on a helicopter ride over the forest today and took this nice pic :)

That looks really cool. Where were you flying?

thesassycat:

Went on a helicopter ride over the forest today and took this nice pic :)

That looks really cool. Where were you flying?

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axetemptation:

57% of women find a man’s stubble to be irresistible.

A kiss 
That’s like a cactus
Takes more nerve
Than practice.
-Burma Shave-

axetemptation:

57% of women find a man’s stubble to be irresistible.

A kiss 

That’s like a cactus

Takes more nerve

Than practice.

-Burma Shave-